Did you go see Twilight Saga Breaking Dawn Part 1 this weekend? Bostongirl and I did… twice, and we loved every minute of it!
Honestly Rob, no measure of time with you would be long enough, but since we have husbands waiting for us at home, let’s start with one hour and fifty seven minutes.
There are two really hot Edward scenes in the beginning of the movie but I don’t want to give too much away so we’ll skip right to the wedding. It was just as beautiful as we imagined it to be. And Edward in that tux, it’s the stuff dreams are made of.
Krysti: Yes, Edward, I do… I will… and now let’s consummate it!
Bostongirl: That wedding kiss was pretty amazing. Do you think it would have been inappropriate to lick his face afterwards?
Krysti: Licking should probably be saved for the honeymoon, don’t you think?
Krysti: Oh what a honeymoon it was. We’ve come a long way from Twilight when he jumped her and made her smack her head on the pavement, to smacking her head against the headboard in Breaking Dawn.
Bostongirl: If it’s not a headboard it’s just not worth it.
Krysti: If it’s the result of an Edward thrust, he can smack my head on whatever he wants.
“Last night was the best night of my existence.”
Krysti & Bostongirl: It was the best night of our existence too!
Bostongirl: It seems like we’ve waited a century for that moment.
Krysti: A century of naughty thoughts…
Bostongirl: But like Edward says, “Since we’re going to hell, we might has well do it thoroughly”.
Krysti: Aww, look at him, so relaxed. Maybe he isn’t so broody after all. Maybe he just needed to expel a century’s worth of pent up sexual tension?
Bostongirl: Did you see that room afterward? Even the guys in my theater gave him a standing ovation after that performance.
Krysti: I’m praying for an extended, encore presentation on the Unrated DVD next year. Please Dear Lord let there be an unrated version!
Krysti: Unfortunately, the smiles didn’t last long. Poor Edward, but you know what they say… all good things must come to an end.
Bostongirl: I don’t know Krysti, Edward in a tux might be what your dreams are made of but tormented Edward stars in mine.
Krysti: Torment does look good on him, doesn’t it? I’d be more than happy to kiss it and make it all better.
Krysti: Edward is such a good hubby, desperately searching, looking for a way to save his dying bride. And might I add, looking damn good while he does it.
Bostongirl: Makes me want to crawl into that sweater with him, nuzzle up into his neck and take a nap… and I may or may not lick his face before I fall asleep.
Krysti: *smh* B-girl, I just don’t know about you and your obsession with licking Rob’s face.
Bostongirl: Ok, whatever, Ms. Fifty Shades of Rob’s hair, you better still your twitchy fingers.
Krysti: *gasps* Whatever, I don’t… well, only when… I mean… ugh! So, the next scene was great too, huh?
Krysti: This is the Edward from nearly every angry BrokenWard fanfic I’ve ever read. When he yelled and stormed out, I literally melted in chair.
Bostongirl: Melted? Hmm, is that what you’re calling it?
Krysti: *blushes* Must I remind you this is a PG-13 movie?
Bostongirl: Then, why did you bring your Shamwow to theater while the rest of us brought our Team Edward blankets? Must I remind you this is a PG-13 movie?
Krysti: Uh, I think this is a great time to wrap it up!
Whether you want to lick Rob’s face or run your hands through his hair, or whether you prefer HappyWard or AngryWard, Breaking Dawn delivers. Rob was truly amazing scene after scene. He had us swooning, laughing, crying and yes, melting from the first scene to the last.
Honestly Rob, we can’t believe we have to wait a whole year to see you as Edward again, but hopefully we’ll have Bel Ami and Cosmopolis to hold us over until then.
The Devoted Duo